Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Carbonated Microsoft

Carbonated Microsoft

Enjoy a cold Liquid Byte with Microsoft’s Carbonated water

Zero viruses!

Version 2.0 will be a Coca Cola clone
Version 3.1 will be Microsoft-Classic
Then they'll release XP which will be appropriately named Mountain Soft

Notice of intent: Once you open the pop, you have agreed to pour the drink down your throat. If any amount of said drink finds its way down someone else's throat, you will be sued $1 million for unfair use of said drink. Also, you will not alter the chemical properties of said drink before allowing it to enter your throat, as this will also constitute a breach of fair use. All unused portions of drink will be appropriately discarded or shall be returned in the original can to Redmond, WA.

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